your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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