About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Randomize
