Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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