wakey wakey hands off snakey
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Randomize
