He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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