i permit you to call me
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i think i have herpe
just one?
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize