there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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