Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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