Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
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