"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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