So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
what the fuck happened to the tacos
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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