So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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