just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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