You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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