Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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