I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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