Sry I called you an 8
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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