let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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