Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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