i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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