I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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