1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
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