Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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