i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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