I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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