We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
