no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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