i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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