Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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