im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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