The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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