1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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