yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I have aggressive nipples.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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