Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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