I didn't shave. On purpose
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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