Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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