I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
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