It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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