You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
NoShamevember. You game?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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