i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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