yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
send nudes
from the living room?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Randomize
