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they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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