Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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