So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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