I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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