hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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