you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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