soooo we both peed the bed last night...
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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