i don't like sucking hair
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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