is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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