So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
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