so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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