there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
