Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
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