Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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