she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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