I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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