well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
